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WTJU Will Rock the Money Right Out Of Your Pants

April 9, 2013

The WTJU Rock Marathon is Now. Earlier today I caught some of Tyler’s Christian Psychedelia show, “Deus in Musica”. What I heard was awesome, so now I have gone over to the website’s Tape Vault feature to listen to the show from the beginning, as you can and should. Then you might consider going to the place on the site where you can give them money, and doing so. And then listening to more fine marathon programming. There is so much of it. So much fine programming it is almost nauseating. You could get sick from so much fine programming. And then the only way to get well again is to give more money. You get stuck in a vicious cycle of binging and purging, binging on music and purging money. Again and again, until you are just a dried up husk of a human being with maxed-out credit cards and and a handful of tickets from Snooky’s Pawn Shop. That’s what a rock marathon is all about. Don’t miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity — if a lifetime lasted just one year, as it does for many insects and plants — to lift up your soul and lighten your wallet.

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